Life as we know it

.Saige; 18; I belive that life is just now beggining.

acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

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plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

I know how I’ll be wearing my Canada-swag from here on in. -carefully adjusts scarves-

(via standupandkeepgoing)

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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(via lisaisaturtle)

daveyoufool:

When people say “it’s not classy for a lady to curse”

BITCH THIS LADY IS THE EPITOME OF CLASS

LOOK AT HER CURSE. LOOK AT IT.

.~ Practically perfect in every FUCKING way ~.

(via standupandkeepgoing)

toothpast:

mamalalonde:

LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS

what do you mean snapchats these belong in an art gallery

(via measurable)

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

(via lisaisaturtle)

asian:

Perks of Dating Me:

  • I don’t go anywhere, so we can always hangout
  • I’m too ugly to cheat on you
  • Sometimes i’m funny
  • I live near a pizza restaurant

(via alleyalldaylong)

whycantibe1oftheoneswithacoolurl:

schrodingerscatisdead:

me at pokemon daycare

I had to reblog this again

whycantibe1oftheoneswithacoolurl:

schrodingerscatisdead:

me at pokemon daycare

I had to reblog this again

(via brbfrolickingwithyou)

alltimeloe:

marry someone whose laughter sounds better than your favorite song

(via truster)

(via moon-belles)

zodiacsociety:

KAMA SUTRA For Each Zodiac Sign!
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