Life as we know it

Saige; 17; I'm not that interesting.

soulmatesam:

Me about my OTP:

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fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

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fruitsofapathy:

SPRING JOKES.

On a side note, I really hate Tumblr’s lack of photoset options.

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snorlaxatives:

it’s 2014 and there’s still guys tryna rock the 2009 justin bieber hairstyle please love yourself

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alonzo1948:

My cousins the best at snapchat and you can’t convince me otherwise

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bryanchoppertagteam:

magicalmanhattanproject:

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

Ladies real talk

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unclefather:

Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness

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punacceptable:

u can tell how popular someone is by how many people bless them when they sneeze in class

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just-for-the-reblogs:

just-for-the-reblogs:

There was a meeting for those with erectile dysfunction last night

Sadly, no-one came

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